I have no words to say, on this slow and useless day

The image that I reposted yesterday was also part of a larger Flickr group "Song Chart", where many more song lyrics have been turned into charts or formulas, one way or the other. It's a great effort. Some of my favorites are this, this and this one (pic below).

Heh, it's always good to know you're not the only one with a problem. Just watch it, it's hilarious.



(via Beatmixed)

Ever wondered what it was like for CTU back in 1994?

( Click here to find out, cut for the horizontally challenged layouts )

Good stuff, with lots of geekery jokes in it.

(via Waxy)

Becuase zolhpia wanted it and I thought it was a nice idea. Place your bets now!
Poll #749988 How many times will Len write FUCK! in her next entry on football?
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

How many times will Len aka halfnorn write FUCK! in her next entry on football? (Closest 'wins')

Heh, this is fantastic:

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code monkey have boring meeting, boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not functional or elegant
What do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write goddamn login page himself

It sucks to be Frodo.

Edit : Here's even more, via kottke's remaindered links.

The back of my insurance pass from Agis says (translated):

If direct health care is needed abroad, please contact the Agis Alarm Center when seriously ill, admitted into hospital or deceased.

Right.

We've all seen 'The Shining', don't we? A new trailer for that movie was made as an entry in a competition to create trailers for well known movies, but make it seem like they were of a different genre than the real thing. This remake trailer of The Shining won that competition, and it's absolutely brilliant. I think I've actually laughed my ass of there (via Waxy Links). Edit : See more of the trailers for the contest here.

On a related note, this clip of the cast of Lost dancing on the crash scene is hilarious too. (via MKT)

ooooh, lookie here, it's really hilarious !

No, I'm not going to spoil you by saying what's in it ;)